OWEN JUDD
Wollongong
recorded at Wattle Flat
tune: Balls of Kerriemuir

The Bloody Big Wheel


A man once told me before he died
No matter how he tried and tried
His wife he could never satisfy
So he fashioned a prick of ten-inch steel
A friggin' big bolt, and a fuckin' great wheel
Two brass nobs and a pail of cream
And the whole friggin' issue was driven by steam.

Round and round went the whirling wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
Until at last, she cried
Oh me, oh my, I am satisfied

But it was a case of 'bit 'o bit,
There was no way of stopping it
And from her arsehole to her cunt it split
And the whole fucking issue was covered in shit.

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