Mossy is my mother's brother and Jean his wife. Moss played a neat ukulele and sang. Jean came from a large family and her father played piano in the London music halls and to silent films. The also had a large repertoire of 1930s and 40s popular songs.
Aaron and MosesAaron and Moses went down a dark holeAaron set light to Moses's arsehole Moses jumped up in a terrible fright And said, ?Oh God blimey! My arsehole's alight!? The Tattooed LadyI paid a franc to see, a French tattooed la-dy,And right across her jaw, were the words 'Great Anzac Corp' And on her chest was a possum and a great big kangaroo And on her back, a Union Jack, coloured red, white and blue. A map of Germany , was where I couldn't see And right across her hips, was a line of battleships And on her kidney, and on her kidney, Was a bird's eye view of Sydney And 'round the corner, 'round the corner, Was my home in Woolloomooloo DittyToday, being my birthday,A thousand pounds I'll give away, On second thoughts, I think it best ? To stick it in my old oak chest. Plays and sings a ukulele melody of popular songs
Sings music hall song as a duet I'm Not Going To Book You AnymoreBilly Hughes
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